Long story short, me and my homie rode back in my step dad's Oldsmobile with 2 half naked chicks to the Stop n' Go on Sunnymead because our female companions requested Thunderbird and cherry Kool-Aide. The rest of the night included breaking in to the Lake Perris campgrounds by flying over a curb, driving to a Motel 6 then not doing anything because I found out my date was in a few porno movies (this was later confirmed...she was in the "Just don't bite it" series. I can't make this shit up). That freaked me out and I don't regret not hooking up with her even though she was pretty hot.
Anyway....these chips are amazing! Just like my double date I had no expectations but was pleasantly surprised with the outcome. These have a taste reminiscent of Funyons but with the perfect texture of a kettle chip done right. These chips are crunchy without that hard, overcooked texture a lot of kettle chips have. Perfect salty, oniony, crispy goodness. 4.5 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.