Double dating isn't something I've done often. Usually it can be disastrous because one couple is always trying to out do the other. But with the right company, it can be amazing! Let me take you back to 1996. The setting, a miniature golf course in the Inland Empire. My homie and this chick he was messin' with wanted me to meet her friend. We all meet up at the golf course and decide to make it a battle of the sexes. Shit was getting kind of boring so I decide to place a few wagers on the holes. "Ok, if I make this hole in one y'all gotta ride home with no shirts." Luckily these young ladies were from Moreno Valley. Moreno Valley girls were notorious for their "recklessly amorous" nature. I hit the ball. The ball hits several walls, bounces off of a light, and goes right into the hole. We laughed but our female companions eloquently stated "nah nigga...we gotta get that back! Next hole, if you miss it y'all gotta ride back with no pants!" We agreed, but I added the stipulation that if I made it, the girls had to ride back in just their underwear. Next hole...another hole in one. The girls wanted double or nothing again. By this point, I was feeling unstoppable and started calling out shots. "Off the statues foot, off that wall, into the hole." I took my next shot and I shit you not...hole in one...just like I called it.
Long story short, me and my homie rode back in my step dad's Oldsmobile with 2 half naked chicks to the Stop n' Go on Sunnymead because our female companions requested Thunderbird and cherry Kool-Aide. The rest of the night included breaking in to the Lake Perris campgrounds by flying over a curb, driving to a Motel 6 then not doing anything because I found out my date was in a few porno movies (this was later confirmed...she was in the "Just don't bite it" series. I can't make this shit up). That freaked me out and I don't regret not hooking up with her even though she was pretty hot.
Anyway....these chips are amazing! Just like my double date I had no expectations but was pleasantly surprised with the outcome. These have a taste reminiscent of Funyons but with the perfect texture of a kettle chip done right. These chips are crunchy without that hard, overcooked texture a lot of kettle chips have. Perfect salty, oniony, crispy goodness. 4.5 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.
Long story short, me and my homie rode back in my step dad's Oldsmobile with 2 half naked chicks to the Stop n' Go on Sunnymead because our female companions requested Thunderbird and cherry Kool-Aide. The rest of the night included breaking in to the Lake Perris campgrounds by flying over a curb, driving to a Motel 6 then not doing anything because I found out my date was in a few porno movies (this was later confirmed...she was in the "Just don't bite it" series. I can't make this shit up). That freaked me out and I don't regret not hooking up with her even though she was pretty hot.
Anyway....these chips are amazing! Just like my double date I had no expectations but was pleasantly surprised with the outcome. These have a taste reminiscent of Funyons but with the perfect texture of a kettle chip done right. These chips are crunchy without that hard, overcooked texture a lot of kettle chips have. Perfect salty, oniony, crispy goodness. 4.5 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.
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