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Fakin' The Funk

8/13/2014

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Milli Vanilli was the shit. Girl You Know It's True, Blame It On The Rain, Girl I'm Gonna Miss You....you couldn't turn on the radio or the t.v. in 1990 without seeing or hearing Rob or Fab running around the stage or giving each other flying chest bumps. They rocked the braids five years before Brandy. They made spandex popular for (some) guys fifteen years before Under Armor. Rob and Fab were true pioneers.  Unfortunately, they will always be remembered for fakin' the funk.  You see, it turns out they were lip syncing the entire time.  How silly were we to not realize that although they sang in perfect English on their records, you could barely understand their broken English in interviews? Poor Milli Vanilli. People were pissed. The public began burning records. Late night talk show hosts parodying them any chance they got. I almost felt bad for them...until they tried to sing for real at the press conference. Google it....its fucking hilarious.

Anyway, I was skeptical because of my varied experience with jalapeno flavored anything. Luckily, my skepticism was put to rest.  These are the real deal!  Upon first bite, I get a gloriously fresh "green" flavor of jalapeno. I mean it tastes like an actual fresh jalapeno!  A nice medium to sharp cheddar flavor supports the flavors of potato, salt, and jalapeno beautifully.  I'm also diggin' the texture of these. Very solid crunch yet crumbles fairly easy.  4.5 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.
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Playin' It Safe

8/5/2014

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Lay's played it safe on this one. How can you go wrong with bacon and cheese anything? You can't. Bacon is a gift from God. Bacon is the reason we look forward to breakfast. Bacon is also the reason there has been an epidemic of white chicks with big bootys. Gotta love that calorically dense food!

These are good...but nothing special. Upon first bite, I'm surprised at how mellow the flavors are. There isn't a flavor "pop" like I was expecting. I get a very subtle smoky bacon-y flavor reminiscent of bacon grease (in a good way) along with an undernote of very mild cheddar. They're good...but very safe. You'll enjoy these but they won't rock your world.  4 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.
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