One day many years ago I was blessed with a surprise visitor on my day off. One of my nearest and dearest homies graced me with his presence on a glorious rainy day. As I let him in my house I was curious as to why he was still in his Walter's Mercedes uniform and at my door so early. He told me that he was moving an $80,000 Mercedes-Benz in the lot and end up brushing up against the side of a wall. He was reprimanded but wasn't written up. An accident is an accident right? Well....there's more. Less than an hour later my good friend was backing up a brand new expensive luxury car and hit another brand new expensive luxury car. His manager was pretty pissed at this point and said if it happens again to not even bother coming back to work. A short time later that same day, after his manager's warning, my dear old buddy was moving another very expensive car, a Porsche...with a manual transmission....in the rain, and wouldn't you know it? A damn expensive (parked) Mercedes came outta nowhere and stayed put just enough (parked) for my buddy to slam this expensive Porsche right into the side of it. Damn parked cars. They sneak up on ya'. My homie then casually got out of the car, walked to his car without saying anything to anyone, and drove off...straight to my house. Surprisingly without causing anymore damage on the way out! You can tally up the tens of thousands of dollars in damages my pal caused. I sure as hell did in order to bestow a nickname on my friend. As of that day he was known as the $57,000 Man.
Just like I was surprised to see my buddy at my doorstep that day, I was super surprised at how much I enjoyed these new Chile Limon Funyons. I don't usually fuck with Limon flavored anything because its often too tart and ruins the flavor for me. Not these! Its amazing how perfectly balanced Frito Lay's flavors are. These chips are packed with flavor and aren't hot at all, I was expecting some heat, but even without the heat these are delicious! The onion is a great base on which the zesty chile flavored is complimented with the perfect hint of lime. I almost didn't buy these because I've been disappointed with chile/lime combos before. I'm glad I went back into that Rubidoux Shell gas station. I wasn't disappointed and neither will you be. 4.5 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.
Just like I was surprised to see my buddy at my doorstep that day, I was super surprised at how much I enjoyed these new Chile Limon Funyons. I don't usually fuck with Limon flavored anything because its often too tart and ruins the flavor for me. Not these! Its amazing how perfectly balanced Frito Lay's flavors are. These chips are packed with flavor and aren't hot at all, I was expecting some heat, but even without the heat these are delicious! The onion is a great base on which the zesty chile flavored is complimented with the perfect hint of lime. I almost didn't buy these because I've been disappointed with chile/lime combos before. I'm glad I went back into that Rubidoux Shell gas station. I wasn't disappointed and neither will you be. 4.5 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.
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