Fellas, how many times have you woke up next to your wife or girlfriend and she has an attitude for no reason? You try to joke with her only for her to reply "Not Funny." You try to be affectionate, only for her to push you away.
Guys, if you've experienced this like I have, you too may be a victim of Freddy Krueger giving your girl the dreaded "your man is cheating on you dream"
I've NEVER cheated on a girlfriend in my life, but in dreams? I've apparently cheated multiple times with countless women. I can be the best communicator, most caring, most attentive boyfriend ever...yet all it takes is for my girl to hear a song or see an attractive woman from my past in order for Freddy to pay her a visit.
What bothers me the most is why do the "yo nigga cheatin" dreams have to be the most vivid ones? The only time my girlfriend has an extraordinary Steven Spielberg-like imagination is when she's dreaming I'm cheating on her. Her dream is comparable to a Lifetime movie. And like a Lifetime movie, the cheating dreams all follow the same formula...I'm a nice guy but I'm secretly a scumbag, I wine and dine my fictional mistress by taking her places I take my girlfriend, followed by a vivid love-scene which further convinces my girlfriend I'm really cheating and solidifies her hatred for me when she wakes up.
As of now, I'm not aware of any cure nor a remedy to avoid the dreaded cheating dreams. The best any of us guys can do is be supportive, understanding, and have the patience to constantly reiterate over and over again "baby, it was just a dream...I'm not cheating." all day until she gets over it.
Good luck guys. Don't feed your girlfriend after midnight and please do not watch a lifetime movie with her before bed.
Anyway...on to the review!!!
Upon first bite, I taste artificial American cheese. It's quite overpowering. Initially, that's very disappointing. As I continue to chew, I taste tomato and basil, but the flavors taste very artificial. The flavors remind me of those cheap microwavable pizzas from when I was a kid. You'll eat it, but it's not the most enjoyable thing. Overall, decent chip, but they did not meet my expectations.
2.75 on the Chip Mack scale.
Guys, if you've experienced this like I have, you too may be a victim of Freddy Krueger giving your girl the dreaded "your man is cheating on you dream"
I've NEVER cheated on a girlfriend in my life, but in dreams? I've apparently cheated multiple times with countless women. I can be the best communicator, most caring, most attentive boyfriend ever...yet all it takes is for my girl to hear a song or see an attractive woman from my past in order for Freddy to pay her a visit.
What bothers me the most is why do the "yo nigga cheatin" dreams have to be the most vivid ones? The only time my girlfriend has an extraordinary Steven Spielberg-like imagination is when she's dreaming I'm cheating on her. Her dream is comparable to a Lifetime movie. And like a Lifetime movie, the cheating dreams all follow the same formula...I'm a nice guy but I'm secretly a scumbag, I wine and dine my fictional mistress by taking her places I take my girlfriend, followed by a vivid love-scene which further convinces my girlfriend I'm really cheating and solidifies her hatred for me when she wakes up.
As of now, I'm not aware of any cure nor a remedy to avoid the dreaded cheating dreams. The best any of us guys can do is be supportive, understanding, and have the patience to constantly reiterate over and over again "baby, it was just a dream...I'm not cheating." all day until she gets over it.
Good luck guys. Don't feed your girlfriend after midnight and please do not watch a lifetime movie with her before bed.
Anyway...on to the review!!!
Upon first bite, I taste artificial American cheese. It's quite overpowering. Initially, that's very disappointing. As I continue to chew, I taste tomato and basil, but the flavors taste very artificial. The flavors remind me of those cheap microwavable pizzas from when I was a kid. You'll eat it, but it's not the most enjoyable thing. Overall, decent chip, but they did not meet my expectations.
2.75 on the Chip Mack scale.
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