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Knocking Out Teeth And Taking Names

4/12/2014

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I had a reputation for being a tough guy in the 2nd grade...completely by accident. Growing up in the early 80's,  kung fu movies were the shit! All of us kids would kick and punch the shit out of each other trying to recreate stuff we saw on Kung Fu theatre hosted by John Saxon the previous weekend.  My buddy Tyrone and I had some EPIC sparring matches at lunch time. Kids would gather around and cheer us on...only fueling our intensity and willingness to try crazier shit. The crowd was going berserk! With the energy from the crowd, I somehow accomplished what every kung fu watching kid dreamed of...I flipped Tyrone over! Unfortunately for Tyrone,  it was on concrete.  Unfortunately for me, it was in front of a teacher. Tyrone cried. I felt like shit. The teacher came over, looked me in my face and exclaimed "You bad." I went to school in L.A....this teacher was too hood to use "you're."

A few days later later Tyrone tried to rebuild his reputation. He dared me to hit him in front of a raucous crowd of 7 year olds to prove he wouldn't cry. I hit him in the mouth, knocking his loose front tooth out in the process. He cried...again. With blood everywhere the crowd went silent.  I felt awful but I had to play it off like I meant to do it and that I was the baddest man on the planet if anyone else wanted to fuck with me....because of how stupid I didn't want to look and how dumb I really felt on the inside for hurting my friend.

Luckily I left my sordid past behind me when I moved to Riverside in the 3rd grade where I would gain a new reputation as....the black kid.

Anyway...these chips are aiiight. Good texture just like the other deep ridge Ruffles, but the flavor is slightly off and isn't strong enough. These chips could use more heat, more "vinegary" flavor,  and more zest. After a few chips they're pretty bland. Decent chip, but could be so much better. 3.5 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.
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Damian
11/25/2015 01:29:02 am

Ahh yes the black kid...lol

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