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Free Hugs

8/27/2015

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When dating a chick with big boobs, be prepared for all of your friends and male family members to constantly give her hugs. When saying hi. When saying good bye. When they see her across the mall from 50 yards out and sprint over to say hi. When offering her the most random of congratulations. "Hey Todd's girlfriend, you got your car washed? Looks nice! Come here!" **Hugs Todd's girlfriend**

I just laughed at first. I'd been friends with these dudes for years and I've never witnessed the blatant hug shenanigans I saw. These dudes were too obvious! I'm not THAT jealous, so it was what it was. But the shit got old everytime we were leaving to go somewhere it took extra long because EVERYBODY had to get those hugs in. Those lingering, swaying, way too warm for just saying goodbye type hugs.

Anyway... You know that charred, fatty piece of grilled steak that melts so bombly in your mouth? Thats the flavor I get upon first bite of these.  Nice beefy, smoky, oniony flavor but very salty. So salty that if you eat too many without taking a break in between chips, your tastebuds get numb. The flavor is also very inconsistent from chip to chip. I don't know if that is from the accumulation of salt on my tongue or just inconsistent seasoning. Nice ruffled texture with a good crunch, but the salt and inconsistency brings these chips down. 2..75 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.
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