Don't Make Me Choose!

I've never been a cheater nor have I cheated, but I understand how a dude can have a mistress. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's right, but I understand how the situation can happen.  A man can love two completely different women for two completely different reasons. Consider yourself lucky if you find that "one" that is your everything. That's very rare...but I hope to find that one day.  Either way, no mistresses for me. I'm the type of guy that would break up with a chick if my heart isn't true. But some guys prefer to have their cake and eat it too. Yeah...I know...I'm poetic and shit.

Anyway...these are both the SHIT SON!  I was strolling through the chip aisle as always and these caught my eye. Pringles took my idea...again!  I always thought Pringles should do a tortilla chip, and they've succeeded.

The Southwestern Ranch flavor is EXACTLY what my tastebuds imagine when I hear "southwest." Zesty creamy cool flavors with a kick of mild smoked peppers.

The Nacho cheese flavor gaffled their flavor from the chip that is the epitome of what we know a nacho cheese chip to be...Doritos! Great texture with the perfect balance of corn/nacho cheese flavors. I eat like 4 at a time because I'm a thug like that.

I love them both.  No need to cheat. I'm in a polyamorous relationship with these chips. Great flavors, lovely texture... 5 outta 5 on the chip mack scale.