Man, when I was a kid "C.H.i.P.S" was my favorite show! I used to love watching Ponch and John bust arsonist biker gang kidnapping rings on their motorcycles by day then take random hot 70's chicks out for a night of roller disco. This happened damn near every episode. It screwed my young mind up because I thought when I became an adult, my days too would be filled fighting crime and nightly disco parties with Gary Coleman and Jane Kennedy. I pictured adult Todd waking up every morning eating a healthy breakfast of eggs, toast, orange juice, and coffee (because that's what everybody ate for breakfast on tv) made by my wife Irene Cara. After breakfast, I'd hop in whatever sports car I felt like (Knight Rider, probably) to go fight crime. Not just fight crime, but really get into some shit. Jumping out of helicopters to save a family that went over a ledge, get in a shootout with flamethrower-toting thugs that planned on tainting the city's water supply, or get into a full-fledged fist fight at the roller disco. I never imagined adult Todd would wake up to an action-packed morning of property profiles, emails, and disclosures that need to be DocuSigned.
Don't get me wrong. I'm blessed! I'm healthy, happy, and am always honored to be a part of people making their dream come true through ownership of property. I enjoy selling houses, but there's still a huge part of me that yearns for that daily adventure I dreamed of as a kid. Adventure to break up the daily monotony of sitting in front of a computer screen by myself all day. Maybe I'll hang glide to my next home inspection or get into a laser fight with a home appraiser that doesn't give me that value I need. I don't know. I'll figure something out.
On to the review! These are not what I expected at all. Most lime chips are acidic. Vinegary. Tart. The lime flavor on these chips have an artificial almost "cartoony" taste. It totally works on these chips! I'm not usually a fan of lime chips unless they are balanced with chile. The spicyiness cuts the tartness. With these chips, you get all of the lime flavor without the sour tartness. The salt makes it so that the artificial lime flavor isn't too sweet. Surprisingly, these are really good.
3.5 outta 5 on the Chip Mack scale.
Don't get me wrong. I'm blessed! I'm healthy, happy, and am always honored to be a part of people making their dream come true through ownership of property. I enjoy selling houses, but there's still a huge part of me that yearns for that daily adventure I dreamed of as a kid. Adventure to break up the daily monotony of sitting in front of a computer screen by myself all day. Maybe I'll hang glide to my next home inspection or get into a laser fight with a home appraiser that doesn't give me that value I need. I don't know. I'll figure something out.
On to the review! These are not what I expected at all. Most lime chips are acidic. Vinegary. Tart. The lime flavor on these chips have an artificial almost "cartoony" taste. It totally works on these chips! I'm not usually a fan of lime chips unless they are balanced with chile. The spicyiness cuts the tartness. With these chips, you get all of the lime flavor without the sour tartness. The salt makes it so that the artificial lime flavor isn't too sweet. Surprisingly, these are really good.
3.5 outta 5 on the Chip Mack scale.
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